Friday, January 31, 2014

Lift your head and breathe in deeply

Let your head go down

Monday, January 27, 2014

Google search 2014

easy healthy quick simple dishes on the cheap to make for dinner
carrie white burns in hell
how do you boil chicken
i hate my dreams
why are my eyelids so oily?
ukraine far-right
sexy mustaches
stinky feet in winter
daniel goleman on dbt

Thursday, January 23, 2014

A sad story about anger. Sometimes there is glitter in that mess

A high school math teacher is going through a divorce and gets angry at a student, sends her out of class, for wearing his ex-wife's perfume brand. He never caught the name of it, maybe that was problem. Perhaps if he knew What flavor gardenia? What bustling bergamot? Which dainty little cupcake lingered on those pale wrists?
The girl has fat wrists haloed in colorless elastic bracelets. He has always thought her too old for her age. She wears so much dark makeup around her eyes but still has that sickening clear-coat varnish on her chapped lips like all the other girls. [Sometimes there is glitter in that mess]
She is awkward, pitiable; an old woman with a Valley Girl tongue. She raises her hand too much, asking "smart" questions to impress her peers. They don't notice anything but the dark makeup around her eyes.

Picking up american-chinese for my co-workers, the lady working the drive-through almost forgot our sodas. Upon handing them over, managing a greasy grin, she told me, "Now you are complete"
i spun out quickly so she would not hear me gagging

You said i was a warrior, but i was only fighting myself. You loved my desperation. I have to admit, it was a clever mask

I was holding a little boy's hand by the water, someone came out of left field and tackled him into the water. The boy couldn't swim so i dove in after him. Underwater struggle.

Ancient Chinese alchemists spent centuries trying to discover an elixir of life that would render the user immortal. What they made was gunpowder.

"Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide."

artifact bingo


This is a game of bingo but instead of pitching and winning money, we are pitching and winning ARTIFACTS!

If attending, please bring anything awesome you are willing to potentially part with: ie stamps, cool rocks, mix cds and tapes, artwork, shoelaces, bags of dirt from faraway lands, lucky charms(not the cereal, its nasty), figurines, toys, crystals, pieces of soft material. Your artifacts have to be awesome and you have to be willing to part with them in the event you lose whatever round you stake em for. No one wants to win a pile of raisins.

Friday, January 17, 2014


One bird of prey a day.

Individualism is dead, or dying, or perhaps I wish it so. I am not a communist, I am turning into the realist I have always been. I just want to go dancing.

Friday, January 10, 2014

I want to write less about myself and more about others. Today I thought I heard an old man call his wife a "tit bag" but I must have heard him wrong.