"B****  **** was at the fair this weekend. He brought his baby there. I would never bring my baby there"

I was waiting in line with some friends to go through a haunted trail this past fall. There was an infant in a stroller being pushed along by a man wearing a demented joker mask. The woman controlling the traffic said her baby went through when it was just a few months old.

I remember a radio show of some sort where they compared babies to little scientists..conducting subtle experiments, seeing how we larger humans react to various stimuli. When they push the fork off the table, we will pick it up